Post by coppersun2001 on Nov 3, 2006 12:02:56 GMT -4
Men VS Women in the shower . . .
How to shower like a woman
Take off clothing, fold carefully and place gently in sectional laundry hamper according to the lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown don up tightly.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups, leg lifts, etc. Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, body cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with the 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure that it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut Jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off of hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Clean off all wet surfaces on shower walls. If any mold is starting to develop, spray with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry yourself with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair up with another large towel that is also super absorbent.
When leaving shower towards bedroom closet to start picking out clothes to wear, if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man
Pull off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and just leave them in a heap on the floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the showe
How to shower like a woman
Take off clothing, fold carefully and place gently in sectional laundry hamper according to the lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown don up tightly.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups, leg lifts, etc. Get in shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, body cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with the 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure that it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut Jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off of hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Clean off all wet surfaces on shower walls. If any mold is starting to develop, spray with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry yourself with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair up with another large towel that is also super absorbent.
When leaving shower towards bedroom closet to start picking out clothes to wear, if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man
Pull off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and just leave them in a heap on the floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake your wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass. Get in the showe
