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Post by Spanky on Dec 3, 2006 22:49:57 GMT -4
Wow Alan. Have you been in that condition since the last time you were here?
What a wondeful post!!!!!!!!!!!! Not many sleeps now!
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Post by Spanky on Feb 21, 2007 11:38:20 GMT -4
You do twenty "BELLY - BOUNCES" at Checkpoint with a fellow tourist you have never met before  . [Sorry Marco, but you are now officially in the drunks' "Hall of Fame"] Spanky / Clive / Sherriff |
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Post by sunny on Feb 25, 2007 17:08:13 GMT -4
I was going to post something good but I can't outdo any of you guys. The closest I came was nearly killing myself and not realizing it until I returned to the scene of the crime the next day. That was when I knew someone up there loved me, most likely my parents. ;D
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Post by Sosua Gal on Feb 25, 2007 22:29:48 GMT -4
Yikes, Sunny! We're glad you're here to tell us about it!
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Post by Spanky on Feb 26, 2007 13:38:15 GMT -4
Hey Sunny, with a tale like that, me thinks you have probably outdone us all |
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Post by sunny on Feb 26, 2007 16:16:34 GMT -4
Oh no Spanky it isn't anything that exciting. Here goes: We were camping and after many glasses of wine, my friends and I decided to take the dogs for a nice walk along the beach in the pitch black. Well some guy came over to make an issue of the dogs being on the beach and my most sober friend was trying to reason with him. I just started laughing and was generally useless so I went over to sit on the rock beside my other friend, who was perfectly balanced I might add. Well my side wasn't as even as hers and I fell back with a thump. The man stopped complaining about the dogs and ran over to see if I was okay. I couldn't get up because I couldn't stop laughing so my friends took an arm each and pulled me to my feet. We went down there the next day and the imprint of my back was still in the sand and an inch or two to the right of where my head had hit the ground were two sharply pointed rocks jutting out of the ground. My very sympathetic friend then pointed out to me that they would have had to drag me all the way back to the campsite
had I killed myself. I told her I am sure the ambulance could have driven across the sand to get me.
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Post by Spanky on Mar 17, 2007 12:11:03 GMT -4
.................. you fall over on your way TO checkpoint bar
sorry Blaine, but you were a bit 'merry' the other night
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Post by coppersun2001 on Mar 22, 2007 11:47:22 GMT -4
omg you were lucky. I remember some of my younger days, you know wayyyyyyyyyyy back. like hanging out a window on my girlfriends van, now if she had stopped really quick, ouchy, copper spatter on the road.  |
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Post by alanread on Mar 22, 2007 14:05:56 GMT -4
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Post by Spanky on Mar 22, 2007 14:56:36 GMT -4
Oh Alan! I didn't know you got drunk that many times. Does Jackie know how often you have your picture taken? By the way, wonderful post! |
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Post by alanread on Mar 23, 2007 4:32:23 GMT -4
Hmmm! Moi ? Drunk ?  Don,t remember that ;D A little list: You know you're a drunk when 1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Job interfering with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. 6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! 9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! 10. You can focus better with one eye closed. 11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. 12. You fall off the floor... 13. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. 14. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 15. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you 16. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." 17. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, yet you are fully clothed (other than your missing underwear). 18. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... 19. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and [Women or Men]. 20. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. |
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Post by Spanky on Mar 25, 2007 0:12:22 GMT -4
................... this is what happens to your drink  Sorry Colleen |
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Post by Sosua Gal on May 17, 2007 14:26:40 GMT -4
lol spanks- I missed this one when you posted it!
Hrmph...
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. [Sorry Marco, but you are now officially in the drunks' "Hall of Fame"]
Don,t remember that ;D