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Post by Spanky on Oct 1, 2006 17:05:04 GMT -4
You lose arguments with inanimate objects
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Post by Spanky on Oct 1, 2006 17:05:42 GMT -4
Your job is interfering with your drinking
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Post by Spanky on Oct 1, 2006 17:06:29 GMT -4
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
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Post by Spanky on Oct 1, 2006 17:08:07 GMT -4
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
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Post by Sosua Gal on Oct 3, 2006 9:26:33 GMT -4
You have trouble speaking clearly. "Hi" comes out as "Wanna shag?"
(that one's for you, Spanky!)
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Post by Sosua Gal on Oct 3, 2006 9:28:06 GMT -4
You catch yourself singing karaoke, and enjoying it.
(That one's for Wendy, who isn't yet a member of this forum but will be dropping in soon!)
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Post by Spanky on Oct 3, 2006 13:44:23 GMT -4
You can focus better with one eye closed
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Post by Spanky on Oct 3, 2006 13:45:31 GMT -4
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
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Post by robyne2000 on Oct 5, 2006 10:30:26 GMT -4
Well Andy you must have one or two to add from your adventure.
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Post by Spanky on Oct 5, 2006 13:05:00 GMT -4
 Roseanne looks good
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Post by Spanky on Oct 5, 2006 13:05:59 GMT -4
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
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Post by Spanky on Oct 14, 2006 12:48:05 GMT -4
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
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Post by coppersun2001 on Oct 17, 2006 12:07:37 GMT -4
You kiss the dog good night and put your husband out in the back yard for the night.
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Post by Spanky on Nov 5, 2006 20:38:18 GMT -4
The Hell's Angel in the corner suddenly looks like a wimp.
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Post by Spanky on Nov 5, 2006 20:40:40 GMT -4
It's taken you an hour of yelling, a thrown drink and a knife fight to realise that you and your friend have been in total agreement all along.
That's happened a few times at checkpoint recently [but without the knives]
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