A poem for girls...

[robyne2000]

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece
And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
At any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay
To remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewellery is best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest?

I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL,
A BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it, you DICK!?!