Friday funny

[coppersun2001]

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."


The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f****** map again."

[Mac]

All looks fine but I have to scroll down to enter the site. What's with that shit ?
Also, when does anyone have the time to type 97 ways to be annoying and 75 ways to order a peice of pizza ?
Mark is not keeping you busy enough.
Mac

[Sosua Gal]

Hey Mac- ever heard of "copy" and paste" lol
Actually, I have been off work since last week and actually had time to do something with the look.

BTW, I have gotten rid of the duplicate boxes and made it appear only on the main page- and you had to scroll down to see all the categories anyway...whatssamatter, your scroll finger broken???

LMAO, I KILL me!!!

Thanks for the compliments guys!

[coppersun2001]

LOL I just heard this commercial regarding computers and the )(*&^^ any key! lol Just press any key and guy says," My computer doesnt' have an any key! omg i just laughed, hmm guess ya had to be there.

One of my gal pals is the webmaster for the Newcap TV Radio systems up here and the stories she tells about people calling in for help with their computers. The best one I have heard was a lady who called asking where she needs to put the stamp for her email.

[Spanky]

I've been putting stuff into the Recycle bin, but nothing of any use ever comes out of it!

[Mac]

I receive about 100 posts per day, mostly because I am a member of a group of Vietnam Veterans who have nothing else to do but post jokes and other things. There is a lot of stuff that there is no way I can post here but I have told Col some:
I do not pass on jokes any more unless they knock me out of my chair.
Here is the Best of the Week.

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet another something to be pissed off about.
A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian names.
She would prefer some names that reflect Afro-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in language that Afro-Americans can understand...I can hear it now.
A weatherman in Dallas says....
"Wazzup, Mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be heddin fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a catagory fo'! So grab yo' chirren and yo' Ho, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"