Post by Mac on Apr 12, 2006 23:51:16 GMT -4
The football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he could not possibly handle all of them, so one day he asked Bubba,"Just what the hell is your secret?"
So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I am about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can go forever!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
"That you Bubba?"
So Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I am about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can go forever!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said,
"That you Bubba?"