Post by coppersun2001 on Mar 16, 2006 10:52:52 GMT -4
Subject: What beats a princess?
This is a true story taken from one of Jans flying magazines
A Qantas passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers,"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super"
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadnt moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines" he said "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitt-pat us to the ground."
The passenger calmly turned her head and said"In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one". To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat" Well, sweet cheeks, in my country I'm
called a queen, so I outrank you. Tray up bitch!"
This is a true story taken from one of Jans flying magazines
A Qantas passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight
attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food
and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers,"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,
so if you could just put up your trays that would be super"
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadnt moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines" he said "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitt-pat us to the ground."
The passenger calmly turned her head and said"In my country, I am called a
princess. I take orders from no one". To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat" Well, sweet cheeks, in my country I'm
called a queen, so I outrank you. Tray up bitch!"