Post by plumber666 on Jan 8, 2006 23:53:59 GMT -4
Two guys are talking, one says, "Don't you hate it when you try to say something and the words get mixed up and it totally changes the meaning?"
His buddy says, "Yeah, I totally know what you mean. The other day I was at the supermarket and there was this cute girl spraying the vegetables, I meant to say, "You sure have nice turnip tips", but what came out was, "You sure have nice turned up tits!""
The first guy says, "And the other morning me and the wife were having breakfast and I mean't to say, "Honey, could you please pass me the sugar", but what came out was, "You bitch, you ruined my life!"
His buddy says, "Yeah, I totally know what you mean. The other day I was at the supermarket and there was this cute girl spraying the vegetables, I meant to say, "You sure have nice turnip tips", but what came out was, "You sure have nice turned up tits!""
The first guy says, "And the other morning me and the wife were having breakfast and I mean't to say, "Honey, could you please pass me the sugar", but what came out was, "You bitch, you ruined my life!"