Post by Mac on Dec 7, 2005 16:14:14 GMT -4
A young preacher announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving to a larger congregation who will pay him more.
There is a hush......no one wants him to leave.
Bob, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces "If the preacher stays, I'll provide with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan to transport their children."
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Bill, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary and establish a trust fund to insure his children are educated properly"
More sighs and applauses.
Mrs. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays I'll give him SEX.
There is a hush.
The preacher, blushing, asks "Mrs. Ella, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Ella replies "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, screw him."
There is a hush......no one wants him to leave.
Bob, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces "If the preacher stays, I'll provide with a new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan to transport their children."
The congregation sighs, and applauds.
Bill, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, "If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary and establish a trust fund to insure his children are educated properly"
More sighs and applauses.
Mrs. Ella May, aged 70, stands and announces, "If the preacher stays I'll give him SEX.
There is a hush.
The preacher, blushing, asks "Mrs. Ella, whatever possessed you to say that?"
Mrs. Ella replies "I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, screw him."