Post by Mac on Dec 6, 2005 2:41:36 GMT -4
We have all heard about people being courageous defined as having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, to be assaulted by your wife with a broom, and you having the guts to ask..."Are you still cleaning house, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "OK you're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, to be assaulted by your wife with a broom, and you having the guts to ask..."Are you still cleaning house, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys , smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say "OK you're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.