Post by Mac on Nov 26, 2005 3:11:05 GMT -4
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who is not a creep,
One who is handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who will call and not wait for weeks,
I prey he is gainfully employed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more,
I prey that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
Male Prayer
I prey for a deaf-mute nymphomanic, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This does not rhyme and I don't give a shit.
I pray for a man who is not a creep,
One who is handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who will call and not wait for weeks,
I prey he is gainfully employed,
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more,
I prey that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
Male Prayer
I prey for a deaf-mute nymphomanic, with huge boobs, who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This does not rhyme and I don't give a shit.
