Post by Mac on Nov 25, 2005 2:59:43 GMT -4
Hey Coll. This one is above the 8 year old category, so have Mark explain it to you.
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a fried chicken sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. So one hillbilly says......
"Kin ya swallow?" The woman shakes her head NO.
"Kin ya breathe?" She starts to turn blue and shakes her head NO.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heed of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver" but I ain't seen nobody do it before"
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a fried chicken sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. So one hillbilly says......
"Kin ya swallow?" The woman shakes her head NO.
"Kin ya breathe?" She starts to turn blue and shakes her head NO.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heed of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver" but I ain't seen nobody do it before"