Post by Mac on Nov 22, 2005 17:19:29 GMT -4
This one works for anyone over 8 years old.......
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise" The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the lady is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking at her before the lid slams shut.
"Good grief, did you see that ?" She asks her husband.
He did not so she asks him to look in the pot. The husband reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
The man calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands a explanation.
"Please sir, what did you order ?"
The husband replies "Chicken Surprise"
WAIT FOR IT ............
Ah...so sorry "I bring you Peeking Duck"
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise" The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the lady is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she sees two beady little eyes looking at her before the lid slams shut.
"Good grief, did you see that ?" She asks her husband.
He did not so she asks him to look in the pot. The husband reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
The man calls the waiter over, explains what is happening and demands a explanation.
"Please sir, what did you order ?"
The husband replies "Chicken Surprise"
WAIT FOR IT ............
Ah...so sorry "I bring you Peeking Duck"
