Post by Mac on Oct 27, 2005 18:12:54 GMT -4
10. You are guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and start again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get you can go next door.
3. It does not matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX............
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
9. If you get tired you can wait 10 minutes and start again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you will still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get you can go next door.
3. It does not matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX............
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!
