Food for thought

[Mac]

Men are just happier people......
Your last name never changes. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans just take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000 Tux rental $100.
People don't stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A seven-day vacation requires only one suitcase. If someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend. You can open your own jars.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years -- maybe decades. You only have to shave your face.
Your belly hides your big hips. One wallet for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
And finally. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec 24th in 25 minutes.
It's great to be a man.

[Sosua Gal]

Very very good.....I will search my archives for a decent rebuttal!
LOL
Colleen

[Sosua Gal]

Men are like.......

.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

.....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

.....Handguns.
Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.

[plumber666]

The only bad part of being a man is having balls. I mean, I never had kids so I've been dragging around these useless things my whole life. They're constantly getting caught in zippers, snagged on bike seats and if you don't wash them every day they stink! But other than that BEING A MAN RULES1

[Sosua Gal]

LOL

[mommacat]

I never really thought about them. Now? Creepy!