Post by Spanky on Nov 3, 2006 16:38:35 GMT -4
STAFF AT CHECKPOINT
There was a bar owner called Mark
Whose voice had a bit of a bark
He’d shout at the vendors
And the shoe shining offenders
Then says “ ’twas a bit of a lark ”
Colleen is so full of fun
Whether in, or outa the sun
She’s laughing all day
And come what may
Still laughing when serving your bun
Now Clive – he’s really quite shy
No truly, I tell you no lie
The effort he makes
To have the “ice breaks”
Is an effort he has to try
Now Spanky is different again
Sometimes, he’s really insane
The ruder he gets
With no re-grets
Me thinks we should pull in his rein
Pam finds it so tough
To converse well enough
But try hard she will
To accomplish the bill
But refused to work in the buff
Our Brooke is alright
When she’s working at night
Up selling she does
It gives her a buzz
No-one has a chance to be tight
Dave and Karen do the Saturday lunch
They’re undoubtedly a lovable bunch
And they do okay
As during the day
They will serve you something to munch
So the moral, you surely you must see
At checkpoint, you have to be
For fun and good cheer
And drink all our beer
To fulfil your hols to a tee.
There was a bar owner called Mark
Whose voice had a bit of a bark
He’d shout at the vendors
And the shoe shining offenders
Then says “ ’twas a bit of a lark ”
Colleen is so full of fun
Whether in, or outa the sun
She’s laughing all day
And come what may
Still laughing when serving your bun
Now Clive – he’s really quite shy
No truly, I tell you no lie
The effort he makes
To have the “ice breaks”
Is an effort he has to try
Now Spanky is different again
Sometimes, he’s really insane
The ruder he gets
With no re-grets
Me thinks we should pull in his rein
Pam finds it so tough
To converse well enough
But try hard she will
To accomplish the bill
But refused to work in the buff
Our Brooke is alright
When she’s working at night
Up selling she does
It gives her a buzz
No-one has a chance to be tight
Dave and Karen do the Saturday lunch
They’re undoubtedly a lovable bunch
And they do okay
As during the day
They will serve you something to munch
So the moral, you surely you must see
At checkpoint, you have to be
For fun and good cheer
And drink all our beer
To fulfil your hols to a tee.
