Bit of a bummer

[Spanky]

Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior
"Your singing is quite inferior!"
She, not to be crass,
did show some real class
Said,"You can kiss my posterior!"

[andy]

THE CURVE OF LIFE

AT AGE 4...SUCCESS IS ....NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS
AT AGE 12.SUCCESS IS.....HAVING FRIENDS
AT AGE 17.SUCCESS IS.....HAVING ADRIVERS LICENSE
AT AGE 20.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING SEX
AT AGE 35.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING MONEY
AT AGE 50.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING MORE MONEY
AT AGE 60.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING SEX
AT AGE 70.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE
AT AGE 75.SUCCESS IS ....HAVING FRIENDS
AT AGE 80.SUCCESS IS ....NOT PEEING YOUR PANTS !

[andy]

you're not sure of:

the DOCTOR because he says,"take off your clothes"

the DENTIST because he says,"open wide"

the HAIRDRESSER because he says,"do you want it teased or blown"

the MILKMAN because he says,"do you want it in the front or the back"

the DECORATOR because he says,"once its in ,you'll love it"

the STOCKBROKER because he says," it will rise right up,fluctuate for a while and slowly fall back again"

the BANKER because he says,"if you take it out too soon,you'll lose interest"

the HUNTER because he goes deep in the bush , shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

the TELEPHONE ENGINEER because he says ,"would you like it on the table or against the wall ?"

[Spanky]

Hi Andy

Great couple of jokes

Loved 'em