Post by robyne2000 on Feb 22, 2007 21:42:10 GMT -4
Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert,
are in California.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room
completely naked except for the boots. Again,
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Margaret replies........
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert,
are in California.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife:
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room
completely naked except for the boots. Again,
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Margaret replies........
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
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