Post by thedwyers on Feb 14, 2007 11:22:56 GMT -4
Forget Rednecks - Here's what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Nova Scotians....
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Nova Scotia.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nova Scotia.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Yarmouth for the
weekend, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nova Scotia. If you
know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in NovaScotia.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,you live in Nova Scotia.
If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you live in Nova Scotia.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Nova Scotian friends, you live in Nova Scotia!
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Nova Scotia.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nova Scotia.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Yarmouth for the
weekend, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nova Scotia. If you
know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in NovaScotia.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Nova Scotia.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,you live in Nova Scotia.
If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you live in Nova Scotia.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Nova Scotian friends, you live in Nova Scotia!
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