Post by thedwyers on Feb 3, 2007 9:13:34 GMT -4
A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says. The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken back
and says," No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The
woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl ".
"No, that still won't work. Try again ." They both think for a minute; then
the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer.
" The accountant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is. " !
that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says. The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken back
and says," No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The
woman says, " OK, I'm a high-end call girl ".
"No, that still won't work. Try again ." They both think for a minute; then
the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer.
" The accountant asks, " What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is. " !