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Post by Spanky on Dec 30, 2006 23:15:00 GMT -4
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room!
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Post by Spanky on Dec 30, 2006 23:17:28 GMT -4
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
"Way to go team!"
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Post by Spanky on Dec 30, 2006 23:20:53 GMT -4
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
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Post by Spanky on Feb 9, 2007 12:08:46 GMT -4
Getting Up!
A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:
- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.
- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.
- 83% said it was to go home.
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Post by Spanky on Feb 9, 2007 12:11:33 GMT -4
Blonde Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 LB. blonde
woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and is a proffesional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde
and is a proffesional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
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