Post by gambitt on Dec 11, 2006 17:15:17 GMT -4
3 Couples were trying to join the "Church of the Holy Purity" so the Pastor explained to them, that to become members, they had to abstain from sex for one month, before the initiation.
The couples went off on their way, and returned to the church, in a months time, to prepare for the initiation.
The Pastor asked the first couple, "How did it go?"
They replied "Fine Pastor, the first two weeks were easy, but the second two weeks were a struggle"
"Well done!" said the Pastor "You are welcome in our church"
So the Pastor asked the second couple, "How did it go?"
They replied " Well Pastor, the first two weeks were fine, the third week was a struggle, and the last week was pure purgatory, but we made it!
"Well done!" said the Pastor "You are welcome in our church"
So the Pastor asked the third couple, "How did it go?"
The husband replied " Well Pastor, the first week was fine, the second week was a struggle, the third week was purgatory, and then we got to last Tuesday. We were so hot and bothered that when I saw my wife leaning over to get something out of the freezer, I just couldn't help myself! We went to it, then and there!"
The Pastor looked on, with a sad grimace and said " I'm sorry, my children, but you are not welcome in our church"
The wife replied " That's okay... We're not welcome at the grocery store either!!!"
The couples went off on their way, and returned to the church, in a months time, to prepare for the initiation.
The Pastor asked the first couple, "How did it go?"
They replied "Fine Pastor, the first two weeks were easy, but the second two weeks were a struggle"
"Well done!" said the Pastor "You are welcome in our church"
So the Pastor asked the second couple, "How did it go?"
They replied " Well Pastor, the first two weeks were fine, the third week was a struggle, and the last week was pure purgatory, but we made it!
"Well done!" said the Pastor "You are welcome in our church"
So the Pastor asked the third couple, "How did it go?"
The husband replied " Well Pastor, the first week was fine, the second week was a struggle, the third week was purgatory, and then we got to last Tuesday. We were so hot and bothered that when I saw my wife leaning over to get something out of the freezer, I just couldn't help myself! We went to it, then and there!"
The Pastor looked on, with a sad grimace and said " I'm sorry, my children, but you are not welcome in our church"
The wife replied " That's okay... We're not welcome at the grocery store either!!!"
