Post by Mac on Nov 18, 2006 4:26:51 GMT -4
The old farmer had a pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, BBQ pit and some apple and peach trees.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. He saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
They all went into the deep end and said "we are not coming out until you leave"
He said, holding up the bucket "I did not come to see you young ladies swim naked in my pond, I just came to feed my alligator"
Who says old men cannot think fast.
One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. He saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence.
They all went into the deep end and said "we are not coming out until you leave"
He said, holding up the bucket "I did not come to see you young ladies swim naked in my pond, I just came to feed my alligator"
Who says old men cannot think fast.
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