Ode to the 10 peso banos

[Spanky]

There I was broken hearted
Paid my pesos and only farted
Here's my brother, sligh and artful
Paid sod all, and done a cartful

[Sosua Gal]

Spanky, that is just awful!!!
You made me laugh out loud...and moan, with that one!
For those of you that know I have been stuck at home the 5 days with a minor infection, you will know I must be going stir crazy by now!!!
I need humour!

[andy]

WHY I DONT LIKE TO FLY ANY MORE
after every flight,pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet,which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had during the flight.
the mechanics read and correct the problem and then explain in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken.
the pilot reviews the gripe sheet before the next flight.
here are some actual problems submitted by pilots.
the airline has never had an accident.

p=the problem logged by the pilot
s=the solution and action taken by the engineer

p=left inside main tyre almost needs replacing
s=almost replaced left inside tyre

p=test flight OK,auto-land very rough.
s=auto-land not installed on this aircraft

p=something loose in cockpit
s=something tightened in cockpit.

p=dead bugs on windshield
s=live bugs on back-order

p=autopilot in alitude-hold mode produces a200ft/min descent
s=cannot reproduce problem on ground

p=evidence of leak on right main landing gear
s=evidence removed

p=DME volume unbelievably loud
s=DME volume set to a more believable level

p=friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
s=thats what theyre there for

p=suspected crack in windshield
s= suspect youre right

p= number 3 engine missing
s=engine found on right wing after brief search

p=aircraft handles funny
s=aircraft warned to straighten up,fly right,and be serious

p=target radar hums
s=reprogrammed target radar with lyrics

p=mouse in cockpit
s=cat installed

p=noise coming from under instrument panel,sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
s=took hammer away from midget


thats all folks

[Spanky]

Hey Andy, that was awesome. Keep 'em coming