Post by Spanky on Sept 22, 2006 10:46:35 GMT -4
Not really a joke but worth reading anyway.
Spanky
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Spanky
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
________________________________________
Can you cry under water?
________________________________________
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
________________________________________
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
________________________________________
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
________________________________________
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
________________________________________
What disease did cured ham actually have?
________________________________________
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
________________________________________
!
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
________________________________________
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
________________________________________
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
________________________________________
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
________________________________________
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
________________________________________
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
________________________________________
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
________________________________________
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
________________________________________
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
________________________________________
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
________________________________________
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
________________________________________
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
________________________________________
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?